Righteous Felon ~ Habanero Escobar (2oz)

$7.99

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100% pure jerky from the personal stash of Colombia's most notorious felon himself. After Escobar's death in 1993, large reserves of the potent product were confiscated from the kingpin's Medellin compound by a Colombian Narcotics Task Force, evidence that would destroy the Medellin Cartel once and for all. However systemic corruption within the task force caused the reserves to fall into the wrong hands. Now, nearly 20 years later, that illicit hickory flavor cut with a dose of all-natural Habanero seasoning has a chance to fall into the right hands: your hands. A spicy delicacy for those righteous souls who can take the heat…

(sourced from righteousfelon.com)

We are excited to offer Online Ordering on all mobile and browser platforms! Now you can enjoy all of the great Meat House Market products you love with the convenience of never leaving home!

Like your ribeye a little thicker? No problem. Want those chicken thighs vacuum sealed in two pound packs? You got it! Just select your favorite products, add any special requests in the notes, and we will hand-cut, and lovingly wrap as though you were right here with us.

Curbside Store Pickup

Just like our existing call-ahead pre-orders, our team of butchers and chefs will assemble your order so that it’s ready when you arrive.

Simply park in any of our designated "Curbside Pickup" parking spots and call the the store to let us know you've arrived. A member of our team will bring your order out to your car, review the items with you, and you can be on your way!

Meat House Market Delivery

We offer direct-to-home delivery within a 12 mile radius of our store! How does delivery work? Here are a few of the important details:

Delivery will be available for all orders over $100, with a nominal, distance-based delivery fee being waived for larger orders.
Most orders will be available for delivery in the next available delivery slot, with some items, such as catering, requiring a longer lead time.
Delivery will be available in two-hour windows seven days a week on a first-come-first-served basis. See below for a list of our normal delivery hours.
Available delivery windows will be presented for your selection at checkout, and are based on the longest lead-time item in your order.
Need to change a delivery time after checkout? No sweat! Just give us a call and we're happy to help!
In the unlikely event that you are not at home when we arrive during your scheduled delivery window and we are unable to reach you, your order will be returned to our store for future pickup or redelivery. A redelivery charge may apply if you select this option.
Cancellations may not be accepted for orders that have already been assembled.